Daaaaaaaave!!!!

"Welcome back!"

Yeah. Sure. Thanks asshole

So it's been a year and a half since I've made an entry here - and it's been that exciting of a year! No, not really.

In a relatively short period of time quite a bit has happened. I'm now a polygymist - married to BBQ and The Lady Luck. Friends have kids although I certainly do not. Lord knows kids and wings don't mix. "I'm sorry lil Timmy, your fingers looked alot like my wing leftovers."

Don't worry, they'll grow back or something

Some day, but not just yet - there's some fried meat with sauce on it to eat. I ventured to the wonderful country of Spain which, unfortunately, doesn't really do much BBQ, but a grand time was had by all nonetheless. Cured meat has it's place in the world - my stomach.

I still love beer - Bell's all the way. They have a flavor for every type of sauce.

I wish that I had more to tell you all today, but I just don't have the drive - pre-holiday work shifts don't do much to inspire thought.

So, I will leave you with this. One of my favorites