A Culture Of Anger

As you all know, I'm a Twins fan. I love everything there is to love about the Twins, including my love for hating the White Sox. They're a bunch of jerk-wads. Well, that may not be true, but I have to say it because they're a hated rival. But I'm not the only one who is angered by the White Sox. Every other team in the AL is angered by them, primarily because they're the defending champs and they still guard the gate to the World Series. Every NL team is angered by them too because they embarassed the Astros last season. But I believe they even their own players are angered by them. The White Sox are a culture of anger. Their manager, Ozzie Guillen, epitomizes this. His homophobic comments and attack on a reporter is clear enough evidence to raise suspicion. But I have done more research into this theory and have come up with the following examples that further show that the White Sox are Anger-mongers.

Freddy Garcia, SP


He spent the first portion of his career as a Seattle Mariner and he was happy. But when he was traded to the White Sox, his happiness was drained completely, and now he is an angry old man who hates everything.

Bobby Jenks, RP


Notice how happy he looks in his ANAHEIM Angels hat. He was clearly enjoying life then. Now, after spending two seasons in the windy city, he knows nothing but anger.

A.J. Pierzynski, C


While playing for the Twins, A.J. was the happiest person on this side of Lew Ford. When he was traded to the Giants, he still had a shred of happiness in him. But, once he became a member of the White Sox, even a championship couldn't replace his ever-growing anger.

Jim Thome, DH


Even he understood what it meant to come play for the White Sox. He prepared himself well because he hasn't killed anyone yet, despite his raging anger.

But, look at what happens when players leave!

Magglio Ordonez, RF


Poor Magglio looks so scared in his Sox cap. He was too happy for the White Sox, so they dumped his ever-not angry ass into Detroit, trying to ruin his happiness by sending him to a bad team.

Aaron Rowand, CF


Even a smashed face and broken nose can't make himangry anymore. Not after spending a couple years in Chicago.

The White Sox are nothing but anger, fear, and unhapiness, bred into their athletes, making them the most anger inducing franchise in sports history. If you still don't believe me, here's one last item that should push you over the edge


Ozzie is so mad, he's choking himSELF!

I can only imagine that they're angry because they have to watch the Cubs soak up all the attention even though they're terrible. I can't blame them.